It's been a while...

...since I went out on a Wednesday night. Good to see the two collared-shirt wearing guys passed out on the side walk. I was afraid they might take it easy what with the hot weather and all.

They're not kidding about Starcraft...

I happened across this story and figured I might as well throw it out there.

It's not quite on the 'imprisoning you're daughter in a basement dungeon and repeatedly impregnating her' level of mind-blowing, but it's getting close.

God help us all if Blizzard ever actually releases Starcraft II.

Happy Valentine's Day

Another reminder of why I need to carry my camera with me more often:

The smaller hearts to the left would seem to indicate that this is some sort of Valentine's day window painting, but I'm not sure what exactly they're going for. Whatever it is, it is there.

And in case you're wondering, yes, apparently Valentine's day is a thing over here. However, unlike in the states, apparently the custom is for women to give chocolate to men on Valentine's day (I guess chocolate companies made the rules over here instead of florists). I think there's some sort of day in March where men reciprocate and buy crap for women, but I'm not 100% on that.

Where Am I & What Is That?

Given the relatively long-term nature of my stay in Seoul, I've been far less concerned with trying to see/do new things all the time. Instead, it's been more of a balancing act- trying to establish a semblance of a normal life here while also making the most of my time here and experiencing different things. Of late, though, I feel that I've veered too far into routines.

In an effort to avoid falling too far into the routines of a normal life, I've decided to add a new, theoretically reoccurring, blog feature I will be calling 'Where Am I & What Is That?'. The basic idea is that I will occasionally (I'm thinking monthly at least) go to some random part of the city or country that I've never been to and ingest some sort of food/drink that I've never tried before.

For today's inaugural effort, I was wondering near Dongdaemun market. I was actually in the area scouting for a project I've come up with (to be revealed later if it works out), when I came upon Dongdaemun. Despite the fact that it's ranked pretty high on the tourist checklist, I'd never actually been there. Mostly b/c it's a giant shopping center and I have pretty much no interest in shopping. I didn't actually go into the market on account of a lot of stuff being closed on a Sunday evening and my aforementioned disdain for shopping. Instead, I wandered into the narrow, twisting streets in the hilly area North of Dongdaemun.

The area had a much older feel than the part of Seoul I live in and had an incredibly dense motorcycle population buzzing around. Unlike many parts of Seoul which are dedicated to a single product (the chair district or the pet district), the shops were pretty varied here. My favorite item being the spam & oil gift sets. Unfortunately, I didn't have my camera, but it's pretty much like one of those gourmet meat and cheese gift baskets only with Spam and oil instead. Guess what the family's getting next Christmas?

After a bit the street turned more residential and I veered left up a steep set of stairs to find myself walking alongside an old wall. I follow the wall to the peak and find myself on the top of Naksan. There's a sweet view of the city as the sun goes down and all the lights come on.

Just a little ways down the other side of the mountain, I come across a small restaurant advertising 설렁탕. Having no idea what that is, I decide it'll make for a good place to try something new.

The restaurant is small and has weird stuffed animals in a display case in the back and a chair, guitar and music stand set up in one corner. The owner (I assume), sporting a sweet fu-manchu to go w/ his black flair-legged pants, chef's jacket and stocking cap offers me a seat and says '설렁탕' a couple of times. I ask what it is. He gestures and says something. It sounds like he mentioned bibimbap, so I expect there will be vegetables and rice, probably in soup (탕) form. I nod and ask for some.

Lining the walls along the ceiling are 5 gallon jars filled with various vegetables soaking in liquid. Many appear to have ginseng and those are all connected with and elaborate tubing. Some other people come in and the owner points out the jugs and explains to them. I don't follow, but I'm guessing it's tea. There are also gum-ball machine looking jars that appear to have Makali in them. Apparently this guy makes most the drinks himself.

The food comes out and it's not as soupy as I expected. It appears to be just rice on top of bean sprouts. The owner dumps some spices and pepper on top and instructs me to stir it. After a bit, he gestures that it's stirred enough to eat. There's also a watery soup w/ some onions and some kimchi. The rice concoction isn't bad and after gesturing approval, the owner brings me a shot of makali and some tea. The makali is really good and goes well with the food. The tea's a strong and bitter, but pretty good as well.

I finish up and get up to pay and the guy tells me it's only 1,000 won (< $1). This makes no sense to me and I kind of stare at him. He and the other people in the restaurant are amused and assure me that it really is only 1,000 won. I have no idea how that's possible. Rice and bean sprouts might be cheap, but that price doesn't even make sense. I assume this guy must be some sort of rich retired guy who opened the restaurant for his own amusement. I don't know how else you'd get away with charging that.

I wonder on down the hill past a bunch of coffee shops towards Hyehwa station. Near the station are a bunch of theaters (play style not movie) and many more coffee shops and restaurants. Strikes me as a fairly new college-y type area.

So, verdict is: 설렁탕 is ok. That restaurant is awesome. And the Naksan/Hyehwa area is definitely worth a visit.

Next time I'll have to bring a camera.

Bon Fire

The other night, about a block from my apartment I came across an impromptu bon fire that some guys decided to have on the sidewalk in downtown Seoul. The more distant fire seemed to be composed of nothing but business cards for massage parlors that carpet all sidewalks in the area. However, they didn't seem to have an anti-massage agenda. As far as I could tell they just had a pro-trash, coffee and fire agenda.

They were not keen on being photographed, however. The guy on the left came over to gesticulate that he would prefer not to have this lovely event documented. Using my quick thinking, I deleted the first blurry photo to appear friendly and tried asking what they were doing. I may be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure he said, "We're just burning shit b/c that's how we roll."

So, now I know that you can apparently just light stuff on fire in the street here. And they should know that when you decide to just burn stuff in public, it's really not worth trying to censor everyone who walks by.

So much for that idea...

Yeah, ignore that thing I said about regular updates. However, it's not quite as bitter cold as it's been and I'm getting the itch to wander around a bit more (I'm not certain that I've been anywhere in Seoul outside of Gangnam in 2010). Anyway, until I get some more interesting events, here's a sweet store sign near my building.

Needless to say, I don't think this slogan would fly in the US. Although, I think there are Smoothie King's stateside. Anyone know the slogan there?

But my favorite part are the flavors: Strawberry, Banana, Orange and Electrolyte. Yum, Electrolyte. It sounds so delicious, I think I'll go buy one right now.

Still Alive

Behold! After more than a month hiatus, my triumphant blogging return. It's really easy to let this thing slip. Work picked up in December, I flew back to the states for the holidays, and I've just been really worthless since I've been back. But that changes today.

I've always felt like New Year's resolutions are a terrible idea. Not the idea so much as the timing. I mean, hungover and in Nevada is no way to begin any effort towards self-improvement. So we're going to go w/ the January 18th resolution and make an effort to write more. Consider it a gift from me to you. Or just a way for me to justify talking to myself.

I need to get to sleep, but on tomoro's docket is paying bills and taxes. Given that I started the process of paying bills (read: asking the horrible GHD people how to do so) more than a week ago and have still not been able to accomplish this seemingly simple task ("You just use online banking" Oh, really? Well, you can't do that at work b/c the insane company security policy hates me and won't allow insane IE plugins and certificates and crap that the insane internet banking crap requires. Just do it at home you say? Well, that was today's plan, but of course the awesome internet banking setup wouldn't make the transfer because it was after banking hours. Which you would think mildly defeats the purpose of online banking in the first place. So tomoro I go to the bank and just see if the teller will pay my bills for me.

I'm pretty sure the taxes will be a joy.